Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!

Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Bionic, huh? Let's see how much." [kicks him in groin]
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Nice rescue, boys. You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved with a hat that smells like a men's room and we're still here."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"I really wanna see them fire this crossbow though. Things huge"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"I once jerked off 12 times in one day just to see if i could."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Hey, Captain, I've got your key. Hope you're hungry, because I'm going to feed it to you"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
Doc:Why are you naked?

"To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"I can cross stab Hitler to death off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"So uh... what are you trying to tell me here, little man? That you don't like Zep?"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Hank, seriously - when I get my license back I'm allowed to kill you"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Take your time, Monarch, cause the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
" Wait, wait. Ohhhhhh. SHE TOOK THE CIGARETTES"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Allright...were doing this."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Well it doesn't look like the Monarch needs anything. He's got a Flying Cocoon, sharp henchmen in peak physical condition. He's got it all"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Do i know you?"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"If he were an adult I'd kick his ass."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Doc, you have a table over there with a sign that says Laser Death Ray Bargain Bin!"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Do you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why don't you try the world domination thing. You afraid of the big leagues?"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Oh yeah, he's screwed. I give him about an hour before he panics and begs for us to haul him up."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Its like he channels dead crazy people."
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
You are no longer butterflies. YOU.ARE.MURDERFLIES!!!!!!!!
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"You gotta defile a mummy completely or it'll come back to life. You know that"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"You telling me i can't camp here soldier?"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
Brock:"Jock rock my ass! Listen to those lyrics, man! It's all about love, and longing!"
Helper: [beeps]
Brock: "Yes, and-and hobbits too."
Helper:[beeps]
Brock: "Look it's a metaphor, they wrote about a lot of other stuff. Why am I arguing with a robot?!"
Brock Samson. Half Swedish,quarter Polish, quater Winnebago!!!
"Hey monarch! Im taking your fucking car"

FP edit: thanks for the upvotes yall. And remember grab the handle and push the button. On them not yourself.