Dungeons and Dragons Memes

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"Just wait a minute. Let me finish describing things before you start killing them."
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"I don't do requests."
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"I love my players. Or at least, I enjoy torturing them."
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"And yet, I know Robert and Chris will still find some way to Mini/Max the hell out of their characters."
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"This is the part where you run away."
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"...and gods help you if you take the last Dr. Pepper..."
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"Yes, I did write this scenario at 3am. How could you tell?"
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"Nothing is as sweet as a player's tears."
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"I've been doing this for 30 years. Maybe, just maybe I might know what I'm doing."
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"Sometimes an unguarded treasure chest is just an unguarded treasure chest."
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"It's a +5 Vorpal plot device. No Chris, you can't keep it."
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"Robert, either drink the potion or don't, but get on with it."
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"I didn't say there wasn't a trap. I said you didn't FIND any traps."
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"Oh for god's sake Robert...okay I'll allow it, this time."
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"Gee, who would have thought a thousand year old creature with a 30 Intelligence might have a few defenses prepared?"
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"...but you have to admit that was pretty cool..."
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"Stop crying Robert. It's just a game."
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"Kenny you're a Paladin. You can't even use a Staff of Necromancy."
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"Yes you're going back to the Underdark. Stop crying Robert."
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"Sure John, your friend can sit in on this week's game. Yes, I've got a character sheet for him."
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"Because you're out of Raise Dead scrolls."
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"Congratulations Chris. You've Mini/Maxed every possible loophole in the game."
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"No Tom they can't hear you scream for help. You cast "Silence" on yourself, remember?"
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"Robert, is that from an official book or one of your home brew web sites?"
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"You didn't really think there wouldn't be consequences, did you?"
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"You thought that pile of corpses by the entrance was just window dressing, didn't you?"
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"No Robert. You can't sneak back later and steal the gold from the city treasury.
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"Stop crying Robert. You survived didn't you?"
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"It's okay because they're evil"
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"Well Tom, you wanted to play a Gnome."
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"You weren't paying attention, were you?"
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"That's not a strategy Robert. That's a war crime."
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"Fireball. Fireball. Fireball. That's your answer to everything, isn't it Chris?"
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"Petty? Spiteful? Me? I don't control the dice guys."
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No Chris, we're NOT going to make that a house rule."
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"It's dead already. It's not going to get any more dead!"
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"You guys have been bickering for over an hour, and that's the best plan you can come up with?"
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"Stop crying John. You wanted to be the group's healer."
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I just want to take a moment and thank these knuckleheads for letting me torment and torture them for the past 30 years.